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A big asshole who is a total idiot. Hartley would be described as a ugly whining baby who would suck any guys dick
Look at that ugly person over there, he is such a Hartley
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A retarded person, has something terribly wrong with them and is very Ugly.
Do you see that person over there, Wow they are such a Hartley
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Term used to describe a teenager who lives in Texas who, under a number of different scenarios is probably the most unintelligable person that can be met (in Texas). A Hartley can be anyone who brags about how Modern Warfare 2 just came out but then not even buy it seeing as how the individual doesn't have a gaming system to play said game on. It can also be someone who goes to a Catholic school and gets on the wrestling team but then quits on the first day of practice to go play tennis instead because the person deems it too difficult to participate in said wrestling. Another way to describe a "Hartley" is anyone who has a father that's a laywer that will try to sue you for something that you technically can't even be fined for. Yet again, a "Hartley" is also someone who will have no concern for themselves or others regardless of the situation. Also a "Hartley" can be someone who relentlessly rants about his/her religious beliefs, enough to a point that the people listening to the Hartley will have the desire to tear out their eardrums (even if the people listening have the same religion as the Hartley that is ranting).
So my friend and I were at Walmart to pick up some stuff. And when we were getting close to the register to purchase our groceries, a random dude came up to us and at the top of his lungs yelled, "MAN THAT WRESTLING STUFF WAS TOO HARD, SO I WENT TO GO PLAY TENNIS INSTEAD!!!".
Holy shit, that guy was such a fucking Hartley.
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That teacher that nobody wants - a horrible man with many narcissistic qualities and a hatred for all children.
'Ugh, I hope I don't have Mr Grimmett, he's such a Hartley'.
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Hartley is a man who displays narcissistic qualities.
He quite often makes flirty jokes with underaged girls.
A Hartley has the inability to spell ones name correctly.
He also has a creepy and inappropriat sense of humuor one might say he's foul-mouthed
ugh quickly hide i dont want that hartley to talk to me
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Hartley is a nice, smart, and intellegent person. He is VERY hot. He is commonly known to have a girlfriend named Alicia, and he likes to keep long relationships.
Daym Hartley is a pre decent dude! And his girlfriend is HOT!!!
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A young tor who likes big balls and shaving small children
“My dad is mr Hartley”