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Zayden Haruto

The creep who always makes things uncomfy, he seems okay at first but once you get to know him he tries to hook up with you.

Thats a Zayden Haruto

by Monkeyboyiskindamean April 11, 2022


social akward haruto

He has more than 1k hoes and he uses dem hoes to get pats his big sister Missaisa always wants to do seggs with him but big man haruto always tells her to not and then he just hugs her

Social akward haruto is such a funny guy
Social akward haruto is so seggsy
I want to kiss social akward haruto

by Definetlynotharuto May 15, 2021


Haruto

A little dwarf from the heart of smurfland. He annoys you like crazy and is always drunk.

You are such a haruto!

by edhjfgvdsihaewrudfos; October 2, 2023


Haruto

A tired dad that will do everything in their power to make sure that their kids feel loved, cared for & supported during the hardest & toughest in their life.

Person 1:Even when things get tough dad always finds a way to make us feel loved.

Person 2: He is such a Haruto. WE DON'T DESERVE HIM <3

by I'm not giving you my name >:D May 31, 2021


Haruto

A colloquial term used to describe the act of saying something outrageously incorrect with the actual answer often being the exact opposite to the claim. Sometimes it can also be used for eating exorbitantly large amounts of rice and noodles.

Example 1:
Person 1: "Oi remember when Noah said that Meth wasn't that bad?"
Person 2: "Oh fuck, yeah, he did a PHAT Haruto then didn't he?"
Person 3: "Yeah, a fucken massive Haruto."

Example 2:
Person 1: "Oi where the fuck did my packet of 10 noodles go?"
Person 2: "Oh shit sorry man, I did a Haruto and ate them all aye."
Person 3: "Oh fuck off you actual chonk."

by Fat Fockan APE! November 20, 2020


Zayden Haruto

He is a pedo He might seem okay at first but once you get to know him he starts trying to hook up with you.

Thats a Zayden Haruto dont be friends with him.

by Monkeyboyiskindamean April 11, 2022