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Clever, albeit overused (in some circles) retort to anyone attempting to pour haterade on the parade of one Mr. David Hasselhoff.
Schmo: David Hasselhoff is gay/lame/can't sing or act, etc etc
Clever Retort: Hey, don't hassel the hoff! His legend just keeps growing. "Only in America" could such a person find such success. So don't hassel the hoff, baby...
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Santa's Head Elf at the North Pole. This Elf is a male and he communicates directly with Santa. He collects any requests directed at Santa, employs protection for Santa, acts as Santa's Public Relations Manager, keeps the Naughty/Nice list up to date, and acts as a Leason between the North Pole an the Un-seen Services council witch includes the Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy, the Boogie Man, and so on. Santa's Head Elf is also responsible for all other Elves, Reindeer and the satisfaction of Mrs. Clause. In Case of Emergency such as the 2001 invasion by Jack Frost, Santa's Head Elf is in charge of employing the North Poles Emergecny Policies.
No one knows more about the North Pole than Hassel Elf Clause because he has to.
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A guy who constantly fails at interviews. A basic bitch nigga who sit at the bottom feeding off others droppings
Damn I heard you Brandon Hassel your interview
German word for an energetic behaviour.
Dave_*dancing weirdly while making loud noises*
Lenny_Dave stop the hassel!!
A person that you should not mess with cause he will fuck you up.
He's a hassell dont fuck with him
when u are stuffing a woman with ur cock while both of u are barried in sand
afs shatly sandy junk in a womans crusty vainy camel toe, hassel back sandy