Cole Hauser

An actor; Recently starred in 2 Fast 2 Furious in Paparazzi. Also one of the most gorgeous men on this planet.

"Cole Hauser... Yummy..."

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van hausered

when you see pictures of a chick on facebook and she looks smokin' hot, and then eventually you meet her in person and she is significantly less attractive than you expected, and has a kind of weird personality, and you are disappointed.

"hey man good luck tonight with that hot facebook chick"

- 5 hours later -

"dude I met up with the chick at this local sports bar and she was like 4 feet tall and not nearly as attractive as i thought, and she was kinda weird to boot.. i knew within like 10 minutes I didn't like her"

"man that sucks you totally got van hausered, oh well live and learn eh"

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kasper hauser

Legendary german boy who arrived in nuremburg unable to speak or explain who he was. Two excellent films have been made of his life, and death. One of the great mysteries of the 18th century.

I want to be a rider like my father

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john hauser

another name for bob saget.

You hanging out with john hauser tonight? he is such a saget.

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dominik hauser

He is the best Person in the Univers, That ever Everest lived

Dominik hauser is the best man in the world

Hauser of the Korn

A fat smelly closet gay man who sings Jenny from the Block all day and annoys the shit out of everyone around him.

Q: What's that smell?
A: That's the Hauser of the Korn. He's just heated on the hot.

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beaut-hauser

Slang originating from Croydon. Addition to the word beaut. Used to describe something excellent, cool, etc.

That curry was beaut-hauser!

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