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Eden Hazard

A football player from Belgium. Currently plays for Chelsea. Famous for his world class dribbling skills and also for having a fat ass.

'Eden Hazard was on fire today, scoring one goal and assisting in another.''
'Man I ain't gay but I would pay 50 bucks just to slap Hazard's ass once'

by redberet October 20, 2018

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Health Hazard

A Health Hazard is something for which there is statistically significant evidence based on at least one study conducted in accordance with established scientific principles that acute or chronic health effects may occur in people exposed to its effects. One of the commonest, that most people know about is asbestos.

β€œMalcolm’s back from leave and giving everyone a pain in the arse.”
β€œThat bastard ought to be classed as a health hazard.”

by AKACroatalin March 21, 2019

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hazard pay

Money one's employer pays in addition to one's regular pay due to the fact one agreed to do work that is dangerous to life and limb

"Combat pay" is the U.S. military's equivalent to hazard pay.

by Pissed Off Paul October 10, 2003

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fire hazard

A man who is utterly in denial of his homosexuality(in the closet) despite the fact that he is clearly gay to the objective observer(flaming).

Hey Mike, Jessica's fire hazard of a husband was checking out your ass again.

by Arman Java April 28, 2006

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hazard to the nation

A person who has ascended past menace to society. Also, maby has became the ultimate shit talker in a MW2 lobby.

Yo Pablo just became a hazard to the nation after that MW2 lobby.

by Mr Pablo Escobar 20 May 27, 2021

18πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


moral hazard

In helping to correct a problem which originated in past poor moral judgments, creating incentives for the same problem to repeat in the future without addressing the original poor moral judgments. Since there is an expectation that one was helped once, one will be helped again.

Giving money to banks which do not reform their mortgage lending practices creates a moral hazard

by patsw March 2, 2009

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Eden Hazard

The best Belgian player and premier league winger of all time and has the biggest batty

Dad:Did you cry when Eden Hazard left?
Son: Yes dad I didn’t speak to anyone for 15 weeks. I’ll forever remember that huge batty

by CFCRaja from twitter dot com September 18, 2020