He Who Must Not Be Named

Harry Potter's Wizarding World's most feared Dark Magic Wizard named Lord Voldemort or He Who Must Not Be Named/You Know Who.

Friend: Who do you fear most?
Me: He Who Must Not Be Named
Bully: Disappointing. You didn't die. Who's gonna kill you then
Me: He Who Must Not Be Named
Teacher: I saw you copying someone's test. Tell me!
Me: He Who Must Not Be Named

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he who shall not be named

dark overlord, muggle overpowerer, harry potter hater, noseless, name so vile and discriminating, must not be mentioned by overpassers. name is lord voldemor, but over the years, has been formed to lord voldemort to avoid prosecution or reminder of the killer of innocent muggle souls. will be sadly missed

"omg harry potter killed "he who shall not be named"
"you mean voldemo..."
voldemort "AVADA KEDRAVA"

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He Who Rules the Night

Loves Batman, sidekick to the more-well-known Dark Knight. He does not, however, wear those little green panties. And if he chooses to, we're ok with it.

HeWho, you da man!

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He Who is Most Stoked

The Lord Our God

And He Who is Most Stoked said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

Genesis 1:11

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he who ate all the caviar

Any two-bit, dime-a-dozen rapper who raps about the same old bullshit like cars, clothes, jewelry, girls, booze, drugs, etc. ad nauseum. Tends to be highly materialistic, shallow and superficial. Popularized by Mac Miller in his song of the same name.

Max: Oh look, he who ate all the caviar just released another dull, boring, generic rap song.
Tom: Man that guy sucks. How the hell did he ever manage to get so popular?

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He who walks behind the rows

A corn God from the movie "Children of the corn"

Did you really think that He Who Walks Behind The Rows would allow you to escape?

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He Who Must Not Be Named

Harry Potter's Wizarding World's most feared Dark Magic Wizard named Lord Voldemort or He Who Must Not Be Named/ You Know Who. Sometimes I use it as a joke.

Friend: Who do you fear most?
Me: He Who Must Not Be Named
Bully: How disappointing. I didn't kill you. Then who will?
Me: He Who Must Not Be Named
Teacher: I saw you copying someone's homework. Tell me who!
Me: He Who Must Not Be Named

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