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the loss of intelligence or capcity for logical thought resulting from prolonged bashing of the head against a headboard during vigorous sexual intercourse; someone's brains have literally been fucked out
Britany Spears' recent(2007) downward spiral is directly attributed to headboard syndrome.
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The mastered art of banging a females head on the headborad to a rythmic beat
My bed game is polluted with headboard swag.
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A woman that is built for extreme Bed Olympics. Wall and room damage are not a concern, you have proved your man hood and she is satisfied at the same time. Top that!
Headboard Betty is that woman you see that you can't take your eyes off. She's not the girl next door, and not going to be your next wife.
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Headache derived from repeatedly having one's head banged against the headboard during sex.
This morning's walk-of-shame included a raging headboard hangover.
This is where a concussion is given to a girl during rough sex.
I was headboard banging, and my girlfriend closed her eyes, but i only thought she was relaxed, and then when finished she never woke up. Damn -( headboard banger)-
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Scenario: A woman that is built for extreme Bed Olympics. Wall and room damage are not a concern, you have proved your man hood and she is satisfied at the same time. Top that!
http://www.headboardbetty.com Headboard betty.
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To assume the position/Submit to anal penetration.
<phunk> MOOSE BITE THE HEADBOARD
<Mooseka> OHH GOD
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