Hearn

If you have the last name Hearn, you are extremely stubborn, very outgoing, clumsy af, and you have the mental capacity of a squirrel. Now, don't get me wrong, you have a strong suite in some subjects, just not all of them are in your league.

"Don't pull a Hearn!"
"Oh, be careful with her. She's a Hearn."

Hearn, Hearned

Verb: infinitive; to Hearn, Heared, to be Hearned. Def: To be outsmarted or grifted out of something of value.

Yo, I just got Hearned for the last beer when I wasn't looking.

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Mr. Hearn

Really, really cool person, who has a cool british accent and is very good in biology and science. He is also very smart and handsome and a very nice to everyone.

Person 1: That guy over there is so intelligent and cool, that must be a Mr. Hearn

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Swedish Hearne

A Scandinavian variant on the commonly used term "Hearne". It is regarded by many as the first variation of the term, originating circa. 1999. Can be used in many of the same ways as "Hearne" and is mainly used to display the speakers mastery of the "Hearne" dialect.

(Note: "Swedish Hearne" is rarely used in its complete form and is most commonly shortened to "Swearne". Other variants include, but are not limited to: "Swedo", "Swearnso", "Swearnsy" and the extended version: "SSSSWWWWWWWEEEEEAAAAARNE")

Speaker #1: "Hearne?"
Speaker #2: "No, Swedish Hearne"

Speaker #1: "Jesus, did you see that fella from Sweden leading those kids around?"
Speaker #2: "Oh, you mean the Swearne?"

John Hearn

John Hearn is a good-looking guy who thinks he’s really big but is actually chubby

John Hearn, you’re not big, stop going to the gym!

Wayne Hearne

Wayne Hearne's are known to be some of the worst cooks/bakers on the planet. They can burn just about anything known to man including water.
However despite obvious clues to who burnt the bread, the Wayne's will always blame someone else.
Can be seen driving crappy cars, with no doors or engines, but will still try to make it sound great.

If you are not sure it is a Wayne, you are looking at give him a driving test. Then count the amount of times he fails. If it is over 8 then you defintly know its Wayne

Dress code: Crappy baker
Known to say: It was Ryans fault
Bread: Charcoal

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Jordan Hearn

A Jordan Hearn is a stick skinny non muscular 16 year old cunt. A Jordan Hearn is a virgin for the majority of his life.

God that Jordan Hearn is a virgin cunt

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