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when you cant get called into work becauce your drunk!
Ive been drinking all day again.So i cant make it to work. so i am using the heinrich excuse
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When a person guilty of a heinous act commits suicide out of despair.
After the murderer was surrounded by police, he considered his future in prison and decided to pull a Heinrich maneuver.
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The Dirty Heinrich means to tie a spoon to your dick with the shovel towards your asshole. If you have erectile malfunction you take a shit onto the spoon and the weight pushes your dick up for a long lasting, nice smelling fuck.
Of course its a german invention
"hey man yesterday i couldn't get an erection while my wife wanted it so bad"
"aw man next time just do the dirty Heinrich!"
Heinrich Himmler, Reichsfuehrer SS.
Head of the Gestapo, Waffen SS and greatest soldier of the 20th century.
SIEG HEIST !!
Heinrich Himmler masterminded most of the plans the third reich. We should all wish to be like him one day.
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Himmler was the true leader as he always did stuff without asking Hitler for permission which is proof that he was the actual leader because Hitler was very strict with everyone else but not him.
Heinrich Himmler was the actual leader of Nazi Germany.
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Named after the Nazi overseer, the Heinrich Himmler is where a person, boy or girl,takes a collection of radio antennas, wraps them all in paper mache as to look like a bundle of sticks, then lubes this up with his or her own fecal matter, then shoves this horrid device up a lovers butt hole, vagina, mouth, or pee hole.
Guy 1:dude, last night I finally had all of the necessary resources, so I gave her a Heinrich Himmler
Guy 2:You sick son of a bitch
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When you rip off your pubic hairs and glue them onto a dildo. Then you take that dildo and shove it down your urethra.
Max: Oh man I have myself the best hairy heinrich
Aiden: Really?
Max: Yea my dick hole is huge now!