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(N.)A confusing ass movie, loosely based on the cult comic book for nerds everywhere of the same name, it pretty musch goes like this:
Nazis at the end of WWII decide to conjure up supernatural forces in order to try and win the war and open up a gateway into space where this demon of the apocolypse is at, and the US military shuts down their evil plans, but not before a baby demon slips through the portal. The US military adopts the demon and name him Hellboy.
Hellboy grows up to be a superhero for the government along with some Psychic Sea Monster thing named Abe Sapien (because he was found the day Abe Lincoln was assainiated) and they together fight monsters and stuff. A Third hero, who's a firestarter named Liz comes in, but can't control her fire powers and usually ends up blowing up everything.
The evil nazis come back 60 years later from WWII and try and conjure up the apocolypse god demon that will destroy the Earth, but need Hellboy this time to open the gate. So while they get ready, the preoccupy the government freaks with a bunch of monster demons that are hard to kill and can rapidly lay eggs. For a good 1/3rd of the movie, Hellboy and his teammates try and stop the monsters from destroying the city and laying more eggs.
The good guys eventually come back to the Nazi mansion from WWII in order to kill the rest of the monster demons, and their eggs, that the supernatural Nazimen have set up for them. Thet all explore the mansion, but get spli up and each run into trouble. After taking out a whole nest of eggs, they're left weak from the ordeal and captured by the Nazis who hold Liz ransom in exchange for Hellboy opening the gates to the apocolypse.
Hellboy, who develops a romantic relationship with her throughout the movie, decides to at first open the gates, and then not at the last moment. He does open them enough thouh, to get the nazis killed by demons. Hellboy manages to save Liz and the two at the end, literallly make some hot, freak lovin'.
I just told you the whole movie. Now, you don't have to waste your $9 seeing it. It'll just confuse you, like it did me. Unless you're a supergeek, who reads Hellboy comics.
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A girl that kicks so much ass she needn't be called anything but Hellboy.
Hellraiser.
Picture a guy named "Hellboy", That's what he looks like.
Oh Hellboy!
Hey Hellboy, nice bewbs.
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Dude, I hear that Hellboy gained seventy pounds in one month.
That's not surprising.
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Something extremley gay, so gay it can have no other word to describe it.
BACKGROUND: The movie HellBoy was so gay, its amazing, so I made this word to commemorate its GayNess
Dude, that idea is just hellboy gay.
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i. A hellboy is someone you keep around regardless of their annoying antics. You or your friends don't know why you hang out with him; y'all just do. A hellboy will attempt to tell you about something, ussualy you will not care.
ii. A hellboy is someone that is part of a group, ussualy of friends. That is picked on more than any other member of the group. He also acts as a scape goat for anything stupid that you do(i.e. griefing your friend's house in minecraft).
Chris: Hey Darren, what do you think of Hellboy?
Darren: I think Hellboy is retarded.