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A small poop nugget that is stuck in ones butthole.
Marlene is walking funny again, think it might be a Helmer-Pod.
This Helmer-Pod is driving me crazy, I can’t even chainsaw-fart it out!
Writer of the book Pythagoras and also one of the worst rated teachers, legend has it he once in his 183 thousand years of life, Killed a student and ate the body on the spot in the class. Now he is known for having a total of 73 children in his basement and having married one of them, the youngest
Have you heard about the new Jan Helmer in town?
Where you can only take two drags of a bowl (420) unless you wanna die
*passing a joint*
Guy 1: Bro, you barely took a drag!
Guy 2: I had my 2- got the Helmers two-hit
Guy 1: Ahhh, respect bro, good luck