helmut

Alternative spelling of "helmet" as made popular by rednecks and hillbillies.

Ellie Sue: Henry Lee, ain't you gonna get a helmut for when you ride your Harley?

Henry Lee: Naw Ellie Sue, I just took one of them there pots from the kitchen. Ain't much up there to protect anyhow, not like them jap-bikers.

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helmut zemo

Smexy Captain America villain.

I love Helmut Zemo.

roman helmut

The act of placing your testicles over a girls eyes and laying your penis down the length of her nose.

I gave her a Roman Helmut last nite..

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gladiator Helmut

Putting your balls on someone's eyes and laying your cock across the length of their nose, thus creating a gladiator helmut

I put my cock and balls on your face and it looks like a gladiator helmut

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Gutter Helmut

A German term (Hence Helmut) used to describe the foreskin on the penis; covering the gutter for which the penis cheese is harvested.

King Nectars got a lot of penis cheese hidden behind that gutter helmut.

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Glitter Helmut

First, inconspicuously dunk your teabag into a bowl of fresh glitter; next, drag your sparkling alligator skin bag from the left temple across the forehead, finishing at the right temple

He was out cold, so we all took turns applying a fresh glitter helmut

purple helmut

The head of a penis. The knob, the top of a skin bishop. Spear and magic purple helmut.

Your purple helmut was swollen from excessive tugging. Spear and magic purlple helmut were ready for action.

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