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A disease for which the main symptom is never learning how to do simple tasks for yourself. Always asking others to do things for you--especially in the workplace. A carrier of the disease is usually fully dependent on coworkers and the employees below them.
"Hey Susie, I'm going to need you to put postage on this for me. I just never learned how to use the postage machine...I have learned helplessness"
"I've had learned helplessness ever since I got promoted to CEO. Can you copy this double-sided for me? I just can't bring myself to figure it out."
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When a cat is completely helpless.
This may result in him being pushed about at another persons whim.
-Will was a Helpless Cat today.
-Leader completely owned him.
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After a long night of drinking the next morning you are hung-over and in quite a bad place, you take a shower but mid shower you realize you need to puke, so you run to the toilet and pray to the porcelain gods, as you sit there heaving you are cold, shivering and soaking wet. Hence Wet and Helpless.
Dude, I just pulled a wet and helpless.
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A lesbian crushing on a girl and simps for her but can’t make a move
Shannon: “this girl gabby is sooo pretty”
Meena: “ dude ask her out or something already”
Shannon: “I can’t bro idk how she might not even like girls”
Liana: “you are such a helpless lesbian”
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the condition in which an executive, usually male, is able to manage thousands of employees and millions of dollars but incapable of figuring out things like transferring a phone call or scheduling things on his own calendar
Gordon Wainworth, who suffers from helpless executive syndrome, was standing utterly mystified in front of the Keurig machine, randomly pushing buttons and calling for his secretary to help him.
While in bed, the female takes the place of a tiger, the shirtless male her prey. The female will taunt the male by explaining how she will "eat" him. She might play around with his belly button, abs, chest, ext.
Last night, my girlfriend played the helpless prey game...it turned me on big time
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Something Pisces don't have; A Pisces doesn't want to feel this
The helpless of the zodiac sat in a room by a door