hemped

To cover an item, any item, with hemp.

Check out those HEMPED headphones!

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Hemp

A large group or gathering of Hipsters.

There is a large Hemp gathering around that Death Cab For Cutie poster.

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hempes

the misfortunate state of having both herpes and hemorrhoids; describing someone who is really really nasty.

"Front to back that bitch was nothin but hempes"

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hemp wick

A device used by avid marijuana smokers to light the perfect bowl/bong. It's pretty much a rope of hemp that you light with a butane lighter which burns slowly and will be less harsh on the lungs. Normally wrapped around lighters so that it can be easily lit.

Mike pulled out his hemp wick wrapped lighter and lit the bowl, we all got fucked up and it wasn't harsh at all.

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Hemp of Hipsters

A group of hipsters. Similar to saying "a pride of lions" or "a murder of crows"

Oh my god, did you see that hemp of hipsters sitting in the Lower Left dining hall blasting Crystal Castles?

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General Hemp

The General of Hemp. Aidan John Haley unknown General until now. The General grew hemp and sold it in 1911. Lived in Connecticut and had a good run.

General Hemp has the longest hemp farm.

hemp oil

Hemp oil (hemp seed oil) is oil obtained by pressing hemp seeds. Cold pressed, unrefined hemp oil is dark to clear light green in color, with a nutty flavor. The darker the color, the grassier the flavour. It should not be confused with hash oil, a tetrahydrocannabinol-containing oil made from the Cannabis flower.

Typically used by people who don’t wanna get High off weed (HAH, wimps,) but wanna feel better

My grandpa uses this shit all the time

Shithead: yo-yo yo Emily have you tried this new hemp oil?
Emily: hell no I use weed instead, it’s more fun!
Shithead: ok ass wipe, have fun instantly dying because that’s how weed works durrrhurrrrr!
Emily: aight karen,