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Thing that will hurt if you have hemoids: anal sex, goatse, drop a lung, shit, cider enema, and dirty sanchez, toilet paper, sitting
Damn! my hemroids are killing me! I shouldn't have had anal sex!
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little pimples stuck in your ass.... and no matter how hard you may push... or even lick .... those little buggers stick to you like a fly on shit!!!
the woman became so angry after her monkey raped her she screamed so loud i think she popped a hemroid! what a mess!
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When a man/woman pushes so hard when theyre trying to shit... the lil pimples on their ass explode everywhere creating a big mess
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When you have pimples on your ass.
She is suffering from the worst case of hemroids i have ever seen.
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Hemroids are plainly to say:
Balls on your balls.
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It's a disease where the symptoms includes an old man coming up to you and tickling your asshole or an old man breaking into your house and tickling you, only affects white people
My friend Kimy got Kimy Hemroids
The act of having anal sex in order to pop painful burning hemroids.
Person 1: Honey I have some really painful hemroids...
Person 2: Well then I will be your Hemroid Hunter today baby!!!
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