the name of the baby that you do not want to keep; a product of drunken sex at a dirty fraternity house.
"If I dance harder will Herbert die?"
"I don't a need a Herbert, it would just fuck up my life."
"Damn girl, did you get another Herbert last night?"
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A nuisance, high IQ βdeez nutsβ set up. Founded by the sultan of slaps SNAPGHOST.
βDid you hear about Herbert??β
βWho?β
βHerbert you you suck deez nutsβ
βReally bruh..β
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Worst Family Guy character ever.
Herbert is going to be killed off in Season 7. HOORAY!!
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When a man sticks his fist in another man's ass.
-Man, i could really go for a herbert right now
-really? me too!
-awesome! i'll go get the gloves
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When you have sex with someone and a little boy at the same time
A sex move like a felther which is something you can do with a Herbert cake Herbert pie
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Herbert is the aging pedophile seen on Family Guy. This crazy old man is in love with Chris Griffin and dreams of someday marrying him. He actually freaks me out a little bit...
Herbert is my favorite character on Family Guy, after Stewie Griffin of course!
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A creep who befriends women as a male friend usually at work constantly being a shoulder for them to lean on until one has an argument with their boyfriend or husband and the Herbert gets in there and scores a lay.
My girlfriend has a Herbert at work, he is constantly sticking up for her and putting me down, trying to get into her pants.
In every relationship breakup there is usually a Herbert lurking somewhere on the scene.
I'm gonna break that Herberts nose if I find him ever gets with my girlfriend
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