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Herbert

the name of the baby that you do not want to keep; a product of drunken sex at a dirty fraternity house.

"If I dance harder will Herbert die?"

"I don't a need a Herbert, it would just fuck up my life."

"Damn girl, did you get another Herbert last night?"

by thedouchies May 18, 2009

41πŸ‘ 77πŸ‘Ž


Herbert

A nuisance, high IQ β€œdeez nuts” set up. Founded by the sultan of slaps SNAPGHOST.

β€œDid you hear about Herbert??”
β€œWho?”
β€œHerbert you you suck deez nuts”
β€œReally bruh..”

by SnappyG December 16, 2022

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Herbert

Worst Family Guy character ever.

Herbert is going to be killed off in Season 7. HOORAY!!

by Alright Thazzit January 17, 2008

11πŸ‘ 66πŸ‘Ž


Herbert

When a man sticks his fist in another man's ass.

-Man, i could really go for a herbert right now

-really? me too!

-awesome! i'll go get the gloves

by le gooch August 5, 2008

8πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


Herbert

When you have sex with someone and a little boy at the same time

A sex move like a felther which is something you can do with a Herbert cake Herbert pie

by Stancer August 17, 2008

5πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


herbert

Herbert is the aging pedophile seen on Family Guy. This crazy old man is in love with Chris Griffin and dreams of someday marrying him. He actually freaks me out a little bit...

Herbert is my favorite character on Family Guy, after Stewie Griffin of course!

by **DrEaMaKeR** December 9, 2005

384πŸ‘ 268πŸ‘Ž


A Herbert

A creep who befriends women as a male friend usually at work constantly being a shoulder for them to lean on until one has an argument with their boyfriend or husband and the Herbert gets in there and scores a lay.

My girlfriend has a Herbert at work, he is constantly sticking up for her and putting me down, trying to get into her pants.

In every relationship breakup there is usually a Herbert lurking somewhere on the scene.

I'm gonna break that Herberts nose if I find him ever gets with my girlfriend

by Mick Ryan September 18, 2014

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž