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a sex fined idiot that just got raped by a big black horse with the biggest penis named black diamond ;p
hey hey, look at that hester runnin from black beautys black diamond... ooo he almost got away ;p
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a truely loveable person who has gentle and warm energy which only attracts people towards her. despite their own doubt and insecurity which can govern them at times, hester is a person who gives people no real opportunity to see any malice in them, they are kind, attentive, and easy to love. loving them is like breathing, it’s innate and needed and to stop would be painful. her eyes remind me of when the sun hits clear blue water yet her soul reminds me of a glowing starry sky, she is a beautiful person and everything i have i want to share with her.
that girl is so incredible.
- yeah mate, i already know her name is Hester
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Currently one of the most dangerous threats in the NFL as a returner for the Chicago Bears, in addition to achieving the impossible: a 100 speed rating in Madden NFL Football Video games beginning in 2008. He attended the University of Miami Florida (The U), where he was even then considered very elusive and dangerous.
As a rookie in the NFL during the 2006-2007 season, he set the record for returning the most kicks for touchdowns. Given the nicknames "Windy City Flyer" and "Anytime" many kickers and punters try to not even let him touch the ball.
Noteable Accomplishments:
-57th pick in the NFL Draft
-4.35 forty yard dash at the NFL Scouting Combine
-broke 8 tackles during an 81 yd TD return against Duke in 2005
-1 Field Goal return for touchdown (108 yds) against the Giants in 2006
-5 other TD returns in the 2006-2007 season
-First Player ever to return the opening Super Bowl Kick for a TD in 2007
Did you see Devin Hester on that play?
No, he was going too fast
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most amazing return man ever in NCAA FOOTBALL History. The Michael Jordan of Kick Returns. Ran back his first kickoff return ever for a touchdown vs. the Gators. jaw dropping
larry coker: we need a big play, let the other team score so they can kick off to Devin.
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When he pulls out of your ass to fast and the maid has to clean up your poop
" I feel really bad that Juanita had to deal with the brown Hester me and Michelle left last night"
Devin Hester is one of the best return men in the NFL.
To be Devin Hestered means to be owned, dominated or schooled. AKA being DH'ed!
Kern just denied by that girl, he just got Devin Hestered!
Kern you just got fuckin DH'ed!
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Quickly becoming one of the best returners in NFL history, with 3 punt return touchdowns and 1 blocked field goal return touchdown in his first 12 games.
"Did you see Devin Hester's punt return Sunday?"
"Yeah, #23 totally kicks ass"
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