Person 1: do you have hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia?
Person 2: yes
The phobia of satan and the number 666
Fun fact: it’s not the longest phobia, the longest is “Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia”
Guy 1: Do you have any phobias?
Guy 2: I have Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia
Guy 1: Ok, strange