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A term used when two boyfriends have a beautiful moment of comfort.
Hey man, listen, we all miss shiro
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what you say when you see someone in the parking lot with a sweet cop radar
Mike: "sweet cop radar is what I have"
Jose: "hey man gimme dat"
Mike: "but"
Jose: "no"
Jose: "I was in the army now gimme dat POW NEVER FORGET"
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What this guy in a auto said to me one time but i had no money
hey man want sum weed? sure but i have no money
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hey man check out that thing man
what do you wanna do with it
lets launch over it
body massage
nick is slow
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When the self proclaimed Marlboro man wants to start a conversation with someone, but he can't remember their name, so he just addresses them as "Wild Man."
John: "Hey wild man!"
Jim: "Hey big dog, what's going on?"
oh-yeah: The term you say so then the Kool-aid Man gives you Koolaid and destroys your goddamn house. Usually by smashing into your wall. Isn't the cold great.
You: Hey Kool-Aid Man
Kool-aid Man: Oh Yeah!
You: wHy DiD YoU DeStOrY mY bEdRoOm WaLl!!?
Kool-aid Man: *in a questionable tone* Your door wasn't open.
You, 20 years later: That changed my life.
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What you say when you get caught in 4K kissing your waifu on a pillow
*shines a flashlight*
Sandals: *kissing a pillow* hey man that’s not cool