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A group of camel jockeys who hide missles under schools and hospitals to diliberately create civilian casualties.
Also the gigilos of choice for Bashar Assad and the gay Iranian leader.
Assad: Hey Nasrallah, can you send me a good shiite male dicksucking from your stable of hezbollah whores?
Nasrallah: sure. should i also send a katyusha to use as an ass stimulant?
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a group of angry men who sneaked in 12,000 missiles into lebanon under their funny hats and are now lobbing them into northern israel.
thanks to hezbollah, world war 3 is underway.
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When a male is in the process of making out with a female, after one or two kisses the said male promptly pulls his face away, whips out his dick, and begs the female for fellatio in a half desperate, half forceful/demanding matter thus terrorizing her whether she ends up blowing him or not. A Lebanese kid with no game was the first to attempt it (hence the name hezbollah)
Isaac the Lebonese kid: lets make out
michelle: ok
*one kiss*
*Isaac whips out his dick*
michelle: what the fuck are you doing????
Isaac: please suck it.....PLEASEEEEE. C'mon its already out. dont make me put it away. trust me you don't want me to put it away........... JUST FUCKING SUCK IT YOU WHORE!!!!
michelle: stop trying to pull The Hezbollah on me. your terrorizing me with that dinky wink
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