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hezbollah

A group of camel jockeys who hide missles under schools and hospitals to diliberately create civilian casualties.

Also the gigilos of choice for Bashar Assad and the gay Iranian leader.

Assad: Hey Nasrallah, can you send me a good shiite male dicksucking from your stable of hezbollah whores?
Nasrallah: sure. should i also send a katyusha to use as an ass stimulant?

by I kick ass and take names August 26, 2006

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hezbollah

a group of angry men who sneaked in 12,000 missiles into lebanon under their funny hats and are now lobbing them into northern israel.

thanks to hezbollah, world war 3 is underway.

by dirty rotten scoundrel July 18, 2006

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The Hezbollah

When a male is in the process of making out with a female, after one or two kisses the said male promptly pulls his face away, whips out his dick, and begs the female for fellatio in a half desperate, half forceful/demanding matter thus terrorizing her whether she ends up blowing him or not. A Lebanese kid with no game was the first to attempt it (hence the name hezbollah)

Isaac the Lebonese kid: lets make out
michelle: ok
*one kiss*
*Isaac whips out his dick*
michelle: what the fuck are you doing????
Isaac: please suck it.....PLEASEEEEE. C'mon its already out. dont make me put it away. trust me you don't want me to put it away........... JUST FUCKING SUCK IT YOU WHORE!!!!
michelle: stop trying to pull The Hezbollah on me. your terrorizing me with that dinky wink

by slamminsammy June 22, 2010

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hezbollah

he's a baller

oh sweet profile pic, hezbollah

by j&dfreshh May 17, 2011

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Hezbollah Chungus

A type of Chungus who is in Hezbollah, the Lebanese Shia Islamist group. You can recognize Hezbollah Chungus by his distinctive green and yellow fur, which forms the shape of the Hezbollah emblem on his belly.

Hezbollah Chungus is Shia Islam's strongest soldier in the fight against Wahhabi-Zionism.

by Madeline Quateca December 27, 2023