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When a women does a hand stand and spreads her legs in the air, then a person comes along and shakes up a bottle of Miller High Life and shoves it into her vagina, uses her cervix as a bottle opener and cracks it open to poor the contents all up inside her... then shes tipped over and used like a human beer bong.
I just lived the High Life!!
We should drink some beers, find some bitches and live the high life!!
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1.A mixture of rubbing alcohol and red pepper ect. that is to be placed in someones ass hole and/or on there balls ect.
2. The act of placing the mixture in said ass hole and/or on said balls ect.
1.Did you bring the high life?
2. Let's high life him.
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A golden beverage, triple brewed by the gods themselves. Miller likes to take credit for this elixir of life, but we'll let it slide since they sell it for an astonishing $11.29 a case. If anyone ever tries to trick you into buying natty light, slap them and tell them, "No! MHL is way cheaper and has a high alcohol percentage, bitch!" Glass bottles of Miller High Life is astronomically better than canned Miller high Life. The first sip usually taste like blood and nickels but its okay because the rest are awesome.
We should get Miller High Life. That idea just made me so hard.
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What god intended us to drink simple as that bitches. miller for life son.
miller high life, its not light and it doesnt taste like moose piss. enough said. its miller high life love it or die.
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The best beer ever made. Produced by Miller Brewing Company; Milwaukee, WI. The Champagne of Beers!
Get that Budweiser out of here and give me a Miller High Life.
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Quite frankly, the best damned beer ever produced. The drink of champions. Nick named "The Champagne of Beers", and it truly is.
Burt: "yo, you gonna hit up Shooty's Super Bowl party?"
Rudy: "Damn straight, got me a 30 pack of Miller High Life, gonna get me drunk up."
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