Highschool

Theres two kinds of people in highschool, Kids who hide their home life at school, and kids who hide their school life at home. Wich one are you ?

Highschool can suck somtimes.

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HighSchool

a place the government puts teenagers between the ages of 14-18 all day and dont expect them to want to blow that son of a bitch up!!

highschool suckz.... everyone get the fuck down im blowin this bitch up.

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highschoolitis

acute and painful inflammation caused by irritating behavior by ones classmates particularly in high school.

Man, my friends today gave me highschoolitis pretty bad....

Highschool

(verb)- to repeatedly screw someone or a large group of people over for a long period of time with a promise of heavenly reward afterward, but sometimes a vast underestimation of said reward.

1. Osama Bin Laden totally highschooled those Muslims into becoming terrorists with the promise of virgins upon entering heaven.

2.My mother will totally highschool my dad this Christmas. he really thinks she's giving him a plasma. Yeah, he's getting socks...

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highschool

Highschool is an intermediary between elementary school and college. In the US, it is essentially a federally funded daycare and provides as much of an education as prison provides rehabilitation.

Susie: Daddy, read me a story.

Dad: Uh, daddy can't read.

Susie: Why not, daddy?

Dad: because daddy's highschool didn't think it was odd that he couldn't read or write. They also didn't think it was worth the trouble to fail him if he didn't learn.

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highschool

Referring to a person that is between ages 14 and 18. Where you become a man, or a woman. Typically immature and naive. Usually good looking. Common occurances; loss of eyebrow and virginity in one night. Usually drinks milk on school nights and has mother pack lunches on weekdays. Curfew ranges from 10pm-midnight.

Highschool likes going to school, learning about sex, and algebra.

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Highschool

It is suffering.

Person1: So, How is a high school like?

Person2: Highschool is an endless stream of studying, no sleep, and watching Netflix, practically suffering.