Hindenburg

In a pack pack of hot chick there is always a couple of fat cock blockers. they are always guarding the good stuff like trhe blimps did WWI. they also serve the same purpose as they did many years ago as they make approaching the hotties less apealing.

Me:"Well Judd I would go in and drop a couple lines to those chicks but thet're is a couple hindenburgs on our sixith, better pull out of this while we still can"

Judd:"Roger that Joe comence fat chick extraction"

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Hindenburg

To pass gas very loudly while hugging a friend, usually while or after drinking large amounts of alcohol.

Hindenburged. (Past tense) "Aw, gross!!! He just hindenburged me!!!"

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Hindenburg

When you fuck her on the ledge of a balcony, then light her on fire and push her off.

Jerry: Last night I tried the Hindenburg with my SO.
Bill: Oh yeah? How'd it go?
Jerry: There was only one survivor.

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Hindenburging

\ˈhin-dən-ˌbərg, -ˌbu̇rg, -, een

When a female (or male) blows air into a males foreskin, making a balloon.

Then punches his balls, creating a surprising amount of pain that ruins the moment.

"Man that hooker last night gave me a Hindenburg, and now my balls are swollen."

"I like Hindenburging. I'm into that kind of abuse"

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the Hindenburg

When one has had so much sex that their cock is rubbed raw but they have sex again anyway and it burns like a motherfucker and just as they reach a climax and cum they yell, “Oh the humanity!”

“Sorry, Betty. We need to slow down. That last fuck was the Hindenburg for me. My dick is a disaster.”

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The Hindenburg

During protected intercourse, the man starts to urinate inside his condom while in the doggy style position. As the condom starts filling up with pee, he pulls out and yells in his best German accent "Das Hindenburg!!" and proceeds to pee until the condom explodes all over his partners back.

Tim: "Did you pee your bed last night?"

BD: "No, I just did the Hindenburg"

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hindenburg

A word for when a girl is giving you, through inexperience or sheer malice, a particularly toothy blowjob. As her teeth scrape down your shaft you are forced to cry "Oh the humanity!".

"Dude, how was that girl last night?"
"Hindenburg."
"Ouch, sorry man."

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