Random
Source Code

Hinduism

A religion inspired by LSD.

Look at those pictures of the gods! You can't HONESTLY tell me Hinduism wasn't inspired by some illegal substance!

by Ishmael Fowler December 6, 2008

97๐Ÿ‘ 277๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hinduism

A man made religion (like all religions).In fact there is no such thing as "Hinduism", and never has been.The word "hindu" occurs nowhere in the sacred Veda or any Advaita Vedanta scripture like the Upanishads and Bhagvad Gita.

South Asia (Indian sub-continent) has so many different religions, philosophies and spiritual/mystical traditions that it is sheer idiocy to place all these (often opposing) ideologies under one blanket term "Hinduism".The word "hindu" is a non-Indian word, it's origin is Persian/Arabic.It's original meaning is "dog" "low life" or "slave".That is what Muslim invaders called the people of India, because they saw them as low life.

Stupid how people still call themselves "hindu", not realising that it is originally a derogatory word.People just love living in ignorance....

Jai Shri Mahakaal-Kaalika!!
(Victory to the Great Death God-Goddess of Death!!)

by Tantrika February 5, 2005

109๐Ÿ‘ 411๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hinduism

a religion that destroys its own people because of the belief in reincarnation.

Hindu: Im so hungry because the rats ate all the crops but I can't kill them becuase one might be grandpa, and there are some cows over there eating more food but i cant eat them because one might be grandma.

by ToleranceSucks December 27, 2005

110๐Ÿ‘ 558๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hinduism

see cult. That's all you need to know.

Hinduism is a cult. I'm just writing this to fill space.

by Disillusioned Hippie September 26, 2005

82๐Ÿ‘ 520๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hinduism

A total fucking load.(OF HIPPIE BUBLLCRAP!)

This is a religion for ass-ramming California homsexuals who are stoned out of their minds and are therefore so forgetful that they don't even notice that they have a new deity for every day of the week.

These fucktards follow fascist,asshole, scam-artist gurus like the Baghwan Sri Rajneesh!

by Tofu has eaten a hole in your brain. May 3, 2005

79๐Ÿ‘ 572๐Ÿ‘Ž


hinduism

Hinduism is a religion originating on the Indian Subcontinent and is the oldest major religion that is still being practiced. The followers of Hinduism mainly originate from India and Nepal though there are increasing adherents outside the subcontinent, in places like Indonesia or Malaysia.

The word Hinduism originates from the Persian word "Sindhu" referring to the people who lived near the Indus River (despite what the extremely well-informed twat, has written below) The term was used to refer to the religion of the Indians (mispronounced as Hindu) and eventually adopted by the Indians themselves. The word Hinduism also appeared in medieval Sanksrit texts.

Hinduism is a product of the cultural development of the Indian Subcontinent itself and of an early Vedic religions. Hinduism encompasses seemingly all manner of religion, it is polytheistic, monotheistic or even atheist at times. It has a vast body of scriptures developed over millenia, the main ones in orthodox views, being the Vedas and the Upanishads. Hinduism contains a large number of different schools of thought, encompassing philosophy and theology. There are six major schools of Hindu philosophy each one different, some of them not originally theistic at all. One teaches the pursuit of knowledge, through meditation and spiritual connection, similar to Buddhism.

The Hindu view of God is complex as Hinduism in itself is not a cohesive religion like Christianity. However, most Hindus believe that the soul, the true self of every person is eternal. Others believe that the ultimate goal is to be one with the entity known as Brahman, the eternal and the infinite. Hinduism has often been called polytheistic since it has a pantheon. They are referred to as Devas, or roughly translated, Gods. However these are more closely in line with angels in Judeo-Christian beliefs as the ultimate entity in Hinduism is still a Supreme God. The Devas control natural phenomena and sometimes take corporeal form to help man.

Ultimately Hinduism teaches dharma, or religious living. What in the West is referred to as religion, in the Indian Religions, they are dharma, or versions of it. There is no wrong way to live, there are simply different versions.

Hindu: I believe in a set of diverse practices, I do not worship a cow as my savior, I only pray to a deity for strength or courage. I pray to the Supreme God and I only seek personal liberation by being one with the eternal. And for the last time, NO, I will not give you technical support for your Dell laptop!

In Hinduism, one can follow the teachings of Jesus Christ (also known as Christianity) since Jesus would be considered a wise man in many schools of Hinduism and a teacher of religious living.

by axelone March 25, 2008

170๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


hinduism

Hinduism is the most ancient religion in the world. At present it is the third largest religion in the world with nearly 900 million followers where 850 million live in India. It originated 3000 years ago at the banks of river Indus( now sadly in Pakistan ) with the creation of sacred Vedic texts , the major language is Sanskrit( mother of all present day european languages ). It is a way of living more than a religion. The many forms of Hinduism are henotheistic religions. They recognize a single deity, and view other Gods and Goddesses as manifestations or aspects of that supreme God. Henotheistic and polytheistic religions have traditionally been among the world's most religiously tolerant faiths. Hindus are divided into four groups, namely the brahmins(priests), kshatriyas(warriors), vaishyas(traders) and harijans(workers). India was(and still is) the land of hindus, there is no other country which we can call our own.
India was ruled by Muslims for 1000 years and then christians(British) for 200 years, even then Hinduism existed, thanks to the warrior clans of sikhs,marathas and rajputs. We have never tried to convert other people by force, bribe or lure, although fresh converts are welcome. The sacred texts of Hinduism are Bhagwad Gita( the word of Lord Krishna ),Ramayana( the legend of Prince Ram ), Mahabharata( the second longest epic in the world,it describes the biggest ever war in India,fought at Kurukshetra,and the lessons to learn from it) and the Vedas ( the principles of Hindu living). Major festivals are Diwali(the festival of lights, it celebrates the homecoming of Prince Ram), Dussehra( celebrated as the victory of good over evil), Holi(festival of colours), Ram Navami(birth of Prince Ram), Shiv Ratri(birth of Lord Shiva) etc.

I am Hindu,and proud of my identity.

by Jai Shri Ram April 25, 2005

602๐Ÿ‘ 259๐Ÿ‘Ž