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Capital township of the Irish Riviera, where anyone originally from Southie who made money or graduated from Boston College decides to call home. A bastion of smugness and contempt for the poor.
Person 1: I was in Hingham yesterday driving my Land Rover like a d-bag with a few too many Chardonnays and or Manhattans under my belt.
Person 2: (eye roll)
Pretty much the worst place ever.
Don't go to Hingham, you'll come out of there with no arms or legs.
"Hey, I'm going to Hingham tomorrow"
"Have fun on your suicide mission."
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Hingham, a town on the South Shore of MA that is largely populated by hockey players, smoking hot girls, and irish catholics. Hingham's Crow Point Pizzeria is the local hot spot, everyone within a 20 mile radius knows that Crow Point is the best place to get Buffalo Chicken Calzone. The pride that the residents of Hingham have for their sports and reputation is intangible.... Famous NHL and Olympic hockey player Tony Amonte grew up in Hingham. Hingham is a town of champions and affluent people who will out-class even the finest in the country. Other rival towns such as Cohasset, Weymouth, Duxbury, and Scituate are simply blow-hards and are seen by Hingham residents as jealous and deprived of Hingham's great status.
"According to United States High School Hockey rankings, Hingham is ranked #4 in the state as well as #21 in the country out of a massive 2,000 ranked teams...."
"Hingham consideres people from weymouth SWEATEES, because they are seen as a bunch of low-lifes who have no pride of self-respect..."
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A small town that feels larger than it is, with an over-abundance of drug dealers who sell heroin, crystal meth, and crack cocaine. The poor litter the public parks and transgender sex workers literally take over the streets from 9 pm to 6 am. Not to mention, it always smells like urine and filth. I don't suggest living there or taking your children anywhere near there. It's a small town in shambles. Almost all of the members of their hockey team are gay. It's utterly disgusting.
I would rather die than be held hostage for one night in Hingham. Please don't bring that tramp over my house, she is from Hingham. If he sells his on the corner, then he is definitely a member of the Hingham High hockey team.
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Giving a blowjob to a dude behind Denny's with a mouthfull of silver dollar pancakes.
Marsy enjoyed his Moons Over My-Hammy at Denny's, but was more excited about his to-go order of flapjacks and the impending Hingham Lockjaw he was about to experience.
Hingham guys are weed smoking, jocks, who like to get wet with their snobby white girlfriends. They are mainly ignorant, and vape in the hingham high bathroom. These peope make up 75% of Hingham's population.
You can find hingham guys at hockey rinks, Chipotle, and football fields.
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Hingham girls are all stuck up, rich, snobs who only care about money and their hockey playing boyfriends.Dont get me wrong they are absolute babes. Hingham High is the Best school in the state so hingham kids get in to any college they want.They shop at Derby street shops, and they wear uggs, lululemons, and drive BMW's and Mercedes.They look down on the other towns around them including, Weymouth, Norwell, Cohasset, Hull, Hanover, and basically every Mass. town except Wellsley.
Hingham girls can be found at Crow point and hockey games. If your not from Hingham you really dont have a chance.
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