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Hippie

Someone who wants to help the world, but ends up just smoking weed and tripping on acid. Includes college know-it-all hippie, giggling stoners, drum-circlers, and well dwellers. Cannot stand Slayer. John Lennon is often referred to as the King Of Hippies. The only cool hippie was Jimi Hendrix.

Hippie: Dude, peace and love bro.
Me: Screw you hippie!

by Screw Hippies, Love Metal October 11, 2010

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Hippie

One who embraces life to the fullest. Promotes peace, love and happiness, but sure as hell sticks up for what they believe in. One who looks upon all of these negative definitions and shakes his head thinking how sad it must be to no longer have the ability to dream of a world that we were all taught to strive for as children. One who loves everyone without prejudice.

John Lennon was a hippie.

by Tree huggr75 April 26, 2010

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Hippie

Unbathed miscreants from the flatulent 1960s who developed modern Progressive ideology with the help of LSD and other mind altering substances. They came to believe that hallucinogenics and finger-painting gave them great insight into complex socio-economic and political issues. They originally self-identified as "free love" flower children, but would fundamentally transform themselves into communist oppressors in their old age. What was once a call to live free, became a mad dash for mandates, bans, and suffocating regulation over anything that even remotely annoyed them.

They would eventually come to barnacle themselves to already existing Civil Rights movements. Although still attempting to rebel against their parents while pushing 70 years of age, they are oblivious to the fact that they are no longer counter-culture, that they are in fact: the culture, especially in academic sewers. Perhaps being the most unwise American generation in existence, even in old age they still cannot grasp the reality that the concept of Utopia is a fantasy.

Their lack of personal hygiene is legendary. They oftentimes like to surround themselves with bottles of their own urine, or feces filled compost heaps in their own basements. It's highly likely that between their affinity for their own human waste products and their anti-technology reverence for the Kaczynski-esque ravings of Karl Marx, that they will be bring back the Black Death some time before the next turn of the Century.

That filthy hippie won't get his mouth off that bong long enough to read a book; how does he know anything about economics?

by Schnorkenschneider February 19, 2014

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Hippie

A person whom beleives in love and world peace.

-They DO take bathes.
-Not all of them smoke pot.
-There NOT stupid.
-There not all high school dropouts.
-They don't always wear tie-dye.
-The don't saythings like "Dudeee~" or "Mannn~" they talk normaly.
-There really smart people.
-They're so much fun to be around.

Never beleive that steriotype Hippies are real Hippies

My mother is a Hippie, she loves music. She has even gone to several Woodstock shows. When I was born she wanted me to be a "Child of Nature." so she named me Natalie (After her) Miranda (The name of a moon) Echo-Rainbow *instert last name here* (this is a true stary)

by Lady Indago February 17, 2008

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Hippie

Someone whos main goal in life is to spread peace, love and happiness wherever they go.

Dont worry, be hippie.

by bohomix May 13, 2014

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Hippie

A hippie is someone who promotes peace, love, and understanding. A hippie is not necessarily someone who uses drugs. In fact, quite a few hippies I know, myself included, have started a campaign against drugs.
A hippie is also someone who recognizes the problems we have and protests to change them. Instead of labeling these people as evil and wanting to force the population to do what they say, we should open our eyes and see that we are not perfect.

Person 1- Hippie! Your house probably smells like drugs.
Person 2- I don't use drugs. Thats not what hippies are all about.


Power to the people!

by musicfan62 March 17, 2009

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Hippie

Hippie: hip•pie also hip•py, n. pl. hip•pies: An individual who wants to be different and thus chooses to dress like everyone else who wants to be different. They are characterized by an extreme break with reality and logic, empathy for Josef Stalin and Karl Marx and a smell that is equal parts unwashed crotch, feces and Patchouli. Hippies find it distasteful, even conformist to engage in activities like regular bathing, hair washing, teeth brushing or shaving, leading to the often mistaken impression that many hippie women have Buckwheat in a headlock. Hippie style can be characterized as ‘Dumpster Chic’ and includes a generally out of date, ill fitting and stench ridden assortment of random fabrics and beads that the Salvation Army wouldn’t even give a tax receipt for. Finally, hippies are noted for their advocacy of free love and free money, largely due to the fact that because of their smell, they rely heavily on each being ‘free’.

Patrick could smell the hippie coming before he saw him and, as usual, heard him ask for money. All you wanna do is slap a hippie...

by Annonymous Badass July 2, 2010

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