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1. a list of people you wnat dead
2. a list of people you want to fuck
1. that nigga just fucked me over. he on dat hit list now
2. that jawn is sexy yeah you know she be on the hit list now
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A list of which are people from your school whom you would murder of you had the chance.
My school hit list was so long that by then end of the day everyone was dead. It's a good thing I'm not actually a murderer.
A list of people with whom you work and whom you would also like to murder. But you never would because you're not a murderer so it's an "office hit list" instead of just a regular hit list.
By the end of the week I had so many people on my office hit list that the entire company would be dead if I were actually a murderer. Good thing I'm not.
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When a roomful of partygoers forms a conga line, boy- girl, boy-girl & proceeds to dance around the whole house, each one splooking the person in front of them until someone gets more pregnant than the octomom. That's a Brazilian hit list.
Some Eurotrash debs made a bloody mess of my mom's airb&b last spring break. Looks like someone had them on a Brazilian hit list.
Hym "It isn't a hit list I was citing my sources. Buuuut... If somebody wants to kill you, you literally believe you're immortal. So, you're death doesn't really carry a whole lot of corporeal significance now does it? There's the downside of your religion. You dying literally doesn't matter."