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The best sport known to man. Is played mainly on a rink (ice) but can be played on cement with the aid of rolller blades (not as fun though)It is a physically demanding sport which requires endurance, strength, speed, and also you to be smart. It is better then any other sport by far (opioion)If you don't keep your head up you will get clobbered. There are fights but hockey is not a goon sport. Overall it is a sport that requires athletics and is very intertaining to watch.GO HOCKEY!
Bill: "oh hey george, how you doing, did you see that gopher game last night"
George: "Im pretty good, you?...oh i sure did, the Gophers kicked the shit out of the Souix"
Bill: "Yeah im good thanks.... I know it was great....did you hear though, next year the gopher hockey team is gunna be not as good"
George: "Why is that?"
Bill: "Because 3/4 of the team are being drafted into the NHL because they are sooooooooooo good"
George: "Oh....yeah they are all good because they are all from MINNESOTA: THE STATE OF HOCKEY"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the best fricken sport in the universe!!! North notts rules!! Kicks footballs ass any day!! Dont argue with me!;-)
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A fast paced, entertaining sport in which all the players have to be skilled and have a high endurance. It's one of the hardest sports to play! That makes me even prouder to be a hocey fan.
Unfortunately, this sport is run by an american who could care less if nobody watches the wonderful game in America. (Hockey isn't broadcasted on ESPN?!)
I don't mean to steriotype amercians, because I know many of them love hockey, but it's ridculously sad what the US is doing to this awesome sport!
Canadian: Did you watch the game last night?!?!
American: No...I couldn't.
Canadian: Oh, that's right. You poor thing, you can't watch because hockey doesn't play on ESPN, the biggest sports channel!!
American: :(
Canadian: I can't imagine how I'd survive...
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It's a team MMA fight and everyone has 3 foot wooden(sometimes carbon fiber) sticks! Bring a helmet!
Dude, did you see last night's hockey game?
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I'm not talking about some heavily padded game where morons slide around on frozen water and think with their fists. I'm talking about HOCKEY. The real hockey. What Americans call "field" hockey. And just before you make some ridiculous claim that "Ice hockey is way better, and has been around longer and is way more popular" check the facts.
1.) Field hockey is an Olympic sport with a world cup.
2.) It's played in North America, South America, Aisa, Australia, and Europe.
3.) It's vastly popular in places like England, The Netherlands, China, Australia, New Zealand, Germany, Spain, Argentina, India, Pakistan, The United States, ect.
4.) There are famous field hockey players; Teun De Noojer, Christopher Zeller, Nikki Hudson, ect.
5.) The earliest forms of the game date back to 500BC, and depictions from the ancient Egyptians playing hockey (the real hockey that is) have been discovered.
Oh and before you go saying how "it's a girl's sport", think again. Some of the best players in the world are men. The only reason, the U.S. views it like that is because it was introduced to the country in the early 1900's via an English Woman.
Ice hockey player; "I play hockey."
Field hockey player; "Awesome, I use a Dita Terra V40, what about you?"
Ice hockey player; "What the hell is a Dita? I use a Bauer!"
Field hockey player; "Ohhhh, you must mean you play Ice hockey. Cause the real hockey is "field" hockey. But just call it hockey cause that's the name it deserves."
Ice hockey player; *goes to put on shoes with knives and slide around a solid water source.
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The Best Sport on earth. Where else do full grown men battle on a sheet of ice with knives strapped to their feet, beating one another with Sticks, fights breaking out left and right, and hurling 3" of vulcanized rubber 100mph at a 6' by 4' net.... And people say football is rough.
Hockey is more than just a sport it is a way of life. Inspiring young men to let their flow grow and teaching them to role with the punches and don't be a b*tch. Unlike other athletes, hockey players will go into battle missing teeth and stitches beautifying their face.
Guy1: Did you see the Hockey game last night?
Guy2: Yea the Caps better take home the cup this year! Did you see Orlov take that beating and go right back into the game?
Guy1: Of course, but you know what they say. Soccer players pretend they're hurt, Hockey Players pretend they aren't.
Guy2: Damn right!
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