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A bastardization of the word "hold", used to indicate that you wish to hold the item (or person) in question immediately.
"Lemme hode it, I ain't the baby daddy!"
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A large quantity of hand rolled cigarettes.
"Hey, do we have enough smokes for tonight?"
"Rolled a hode, we'll be alright for a while."
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A term used to describe the act of using wet wipes to clean excrement from your anus.
Dude #1: ewww do you smell that?
Dude #2: no
Dude #1: how do you not smell that?
Dude #2: smell what?
Dude #1: i know you farted Dude #2
Dude #2: so
Dude #1: it smells like you shit yourself
Dude #2: i did but i tp'ed
Dude #1: Fuck Dude #2, you gotta Hodes that!
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How Robin Hood was spelled in his Ballads.
A GEST OF ROBYN HODE:
Lythe and listin, gentilmen,
That be of frebore blode;
I shall you tel of a gode yeman,
His name was Robyn Hode.
A more extreme form of hiding, often for hiding from serial killers
“I’m hoding in a cabinet, send help.”
A moment that really makes you say “hode”.
“Hode” is an expression of shock in Dutch.
“This goes into my top 10 hode moments”
“Can I get a hode in the chat guys”
“Ultimate hode”