Doing the complete opposite of what your told
You can't bring anybody to my party ok. Ok. turns up with 15 friends. Jesus Christ you've done a Hodges
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Legend Funny and the most sexy man in WA
Wow hodges sure is legendary and funny and sexy
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to spill or break a bottle of beer.
to spill any alcoholic beverage.
"Angus knocked over a whole beer, he's such a hodge."
"I got so hammered last night I hodged my beer."
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A complete tool; one with undiserved dillusions of grandeur; Hodges are very full of themselves, believing they possess non-existant traits of intelligence or skill; everyone knows and greatly dislikes at least one Hodge.
He thinks he's such a great artist because he can take a picture of a park bench, what a Hodge.
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Pronounced hodge-ing:
Hodgeing verb is the art of sitting around in a lazy manner while slightly, or haveing the appearences of, being hung over.
The standard method of hodgeing requires the use of a lawn chair, but recently it has been addapted to any chair shaped object avalible.
Hodgeing is normally done by a leader or supervisor type that sits around doing nothing while others are hard at work.
Hurdler #1: Look over there, the hurdleing coach is hodgeing off again.
Hurdler #2: Yeah, that lazy ass good for nothing. what do we pay him for anyway?
Hurdler #1: Dunno... beats the hell outa me
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<hohj> n. - one who relentlessly desires and consumes large quantities of unhealthy food
"Oh my God, you ate that whole pizza by yourself... fucking hodge!"
Brook ate a Grande Meal for breakfast because she's a hodge.
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