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Every Friday In the month of July is national hoe day. Meaning you can hoe around fuck as much people as you want and make out with them and all that type of stuff and then the next day not be called a hoe, whore, slut, etc
1: Where are you going?
2: Oh I’m going to go suck on Brad today
1: Isn’t Brad your boyfriends brother!?
2: Yes But didn’t you hear that it’s national hoe day I can mess around with whoever I want without being called a hoe!
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The day after Valentines Day (February 14th) when you go and get all the discounted Valentine goodies for your girl (or guy) on the side.
"Hey man, I had to drop 50 bucks yesterday on my girls teddy bear...today its only 10...gotta pick that up for my chick on the side, what u gettin urs for side hoe day?"
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On the 12th November it’s poke a hoe day!! see a hoe or a slag? poke them!
Ella “hey why did you poke me?”
Dan “it’s poke a hoe day”
Everyone act like a hoe on april 19!
“Yo go date them all it’s National hoe day”
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Letting boys slap your ass and failing all your tests except your pregnancy one, dumb hoe day.
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August 11th is National Hoe Day is the day all hoes send a nude to the guy they talk most to.
Mike: I can’t wait till August 11th it’s National Hoe Day
Todd: Neither can I!
Mike: I hope it’s Kady that sends me a nude!
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April 24th it’s the day when all the hoes where born🐉
Papa: when are you born
Me: national hoe day
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