Hof

The viscous brown spot left on the underpants of a person (usually male) upon passing wind following the act of unprotected sodemy

If I dont get to the toilet soon Im going to have a 'Hof"

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hoffing

the act of being fly.

you look hoffing in that shirt.

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Hoffed

When a manager links to urbandictionary's hoffed definition in a corporate training document and his employees get to read about using dried jizz to glue leg hair onto yourself or others.

Ken hoffed the shit out of that training document.

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hof

heroes of the future.
a great rs clan with great leaders.

noob1: omg dude! hof is in this world!
noob2: z0mg? lets log!

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hof

A term used by Turk on the hit TV show "Scrubs". It is used to describe a women that is "Hot From Afar" But Up Close She's Ugly.

Did you see that chick? She was totally HOF!

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hof

Created in the CPH's suburbs in the 90's. Means when something is more than nice.

Hot damn....that girl is HOF!!

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hof

a lanky, hairy, goatman like person

Stop being such a hof and shave you mustache!

Guys, I swear I just saw a hof lurking outside the RV, it was 9 feet tall, and had glasses

Good god woman! Your legs are hairier than a hofs!

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