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holstered

When an incarcerated person conceals contraband in a bodily orifice, the item is said to be "holstered".

We did a body cavity search and found that he had a shiv holstered.

by Scrumbag December 21, 2008

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


holster

To wear a belt with a loop buckle and stick the penis through for support, thus a holster. Preferably wear the belts that girls wear over their pants and not through the loops, they tend to have large rings for the buckle. Quite ideal for blowjobs or holding up large penis'.

"Dude that guy in the locker room was huge, he must wear a holster to keep his schlong from hanging out the bottom of his shorts."

"My girlfriend was having trouble keeping my dick in place when she was on top of me last night so she got her belt and put me in the holster."

by Bigger Mike September 4, 2006

10πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Holster

More known as a gun, Holster is the COOLIEST kid on the block, around the block, inside the block, over it, under it, and outside the block. She loves tim and jerm more than she hates animals, and that's a LOT. She comes off as a stunning soft chick, but she can make you shut your mouth if you piss her off. But the most important of all, she's best friends with two kids tht aren't even one millionth of as cool as she is. named Tim and Jerm. If she wasn't in existance, neither would Tim and Jerm. They come as ONE.

Tim: Yo Holster is the $h!+.
Person 1: isn't that a gun?
Jerm: I dunno, chief.
Tim: omg she's the coolest bitch on the planet! If you don't know her then gtfo!

by TimOhTee July 6, 2011

3πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


holster sniffer

Police groupie. Prefers to date only cops. One who surrounds themselves by cops.

That Lisa, she is a real holster sniffer!

by Pipsi May 29, 2006

394πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Holster Whore

Women who sleep with law enforcement officers, but would never have done so had they not been a cop. Holster whores will often work their way through entire police departments, sometimes even as large as a Sheriff's department.

Holster whores are sometimes themselves law enforcement officers, or dispatchers / clerical workers at police departments. Their close proximity to cops will eventually wear down their inhibitions until all they see is a badge, gun, and the ability to beat people up and not get in trouble.

Look at her, she sleeps with every cop in town... what a holster whore.

Oh, her... good luck. She only bangs cops, what a holster whore.

Every cop in town likes that dispatcher, but there's a reason... shes a holster whore.

by Loofapalooza October 7, 2009

87πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Inside Holster

Place for transgender woman to put his/her junk before surgery.

I can’t wait to go clubbing tonight.....have to wear my inside holster to keep the twig & berries in place.

by Jonny Boi August 25, 2020


Holster throat

To use another persons mouth as a holster with your dick

I need to conceal my 380 snub dick in your holster throat!

by Oliver cloths off June 2, 2016