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one who's soul purpose in life is to consume/learn about as much protein as possible.
George Holt says,"every shrimp has 8 grams of protein in it."
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A fucking cunt ginger that only fuck has one come-back. "You're Gay".
Anyone: Good morning!
Holt: You're Gay!
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He is a fun and mysterious person,a bit of a trouble maker. He has close and real friends, smart when he wants to be, very comfortable jackets, he most likely knows how to shoot a gun/bow and arrow by the age of ten. Can be hard on himself. He is a ladies man. If you know a Holte you very lucky and always keep him.
A cowardly adult coach who betrays kids and parents with zero remorse by leaving the kid off his team the next season.
“Hey man, is your kid playing baseball this summer?”
“No the coach totally HOLTED us and now we don’t have a team!”
“That coach sounds like a real asshole!”
You can't even call Holt a town.
It has 2 gas station, camo EVERYWHERE you turn your head .
"Wow all I see is 2 gas stations "
"Yes, were in Holt"
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Holt: A type of female that is mostly just friends with cats. These types of females have an addiction that causes them to immediately switch into shorts or pajamas when entering a home. Another side effect from being a Holt is jumping into bed after work and doing nothing. These types of females favorite thing in the world is to do nothing and be in bed while doing it, with their cats. They have a temperamental side of attacking if they don't get the washer and dryers that they have imprinted with. These types of women are usually native to the Milwaukee, WI area and hang around the West Allis area during the day, then migrate to Menomonee Falls or downtown MKE at nighttime.
1) OMG! Get out of here, that Holt has a stinky Brussel Sprout turbo gun aimed for the Office!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!
2) Your as lazy as a Holt on a hammock!
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a tragic little area in the farmland between tracy and stockton. most people don't know about it even though there are some textbooks named after it and theres a semi-famous guy named Benjamin Holt who invented the first practical tread using tractor
"Hey I'm from Holt"
"Where's that?"
"You know, that area between Stockton and Tracy"
"Lathrop?"
*Sigh* "No"
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