1.Declared when stealing something from someone else, similar to yoink; The utterance of the phrase legalises and legitimises theft.
2.Also said when picking up something cool you've seen.
1. *Guy A is eating a bag of crisps*
Guy B: Holy Diver! *steals several crisps*
Guy A: Fuck off.
2. *Guy A is walking down the street, and sees a €10 note*
Guy A: Holy Diver! *picks up the tenner*
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Someone who Goes down on a nun. To preform oral sex on a woman of the faith.
Yo, I was a Holy Diver last night. This nun let me go down on her.
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When some bitch says not to say holy shit anymore so your like "OMFG HOLY DIVER" from now on.
Person 1:"Sweet Jesus that was crazy!"
Person 2: "Yeah holy diver!"
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A sexual act where a guy puts his hands together like he's praying and proceeds to dive his hands into a loose vagina then prys his hands apart so he can fit his dick between them so he can fuck his hands in order to get off inside an otherwise unfuckable gaping hole .
"It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway untill I performed the Holy Diver on her"
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