Home-Aloned

'home-aloned" is a word reference from the movie home alone where a kid named Kevin McCallister who is mistakenly left behind has to deal with two burglars named Marv Murchins & Harry Lyme.

Getting "home-aloned" is when you are the victim of one or more booby traps by someone you didn't expect to think of something so smart.
Just like the kid from Home Alone!

Kevin: *Makes some genius booby traps in his house*

Marv & Harry: *Tries to break into his house*
Marv & Harry: *Doesn't expect the genius booby traps*
Kevin: "You didn't expect that huh? You filthy animal!"

Marv and Harry just got home-aloned.

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Home Alone Cocktail

An alcoholic drink made by mixing together small amounts of liquor from each of your parents' open bottles so they won't notice the missing liquor.

We all had at least one in high school.

I had a rough day at school so I got some rum, bourbon, wine, Kahlua and vodka from dad's liquor cabinet and made myself a home alone cocktail.

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home alone special

In reference to the first 'Home Alone' movie, when Kevin finishes shaving and smacks his face with his hands and screams (due to stinging aftershave) - this same act can be performed on a woman's large buttocks. The larger the buttocks, the better the special can be.

Open the butt cheeks wide enough to fit your face in, then let them go so that the butt cheeks smack your face. Then you must let out a muffled scream, pleasuring the female but also taking its toll on the weary screamer.

Matt: Look at that chick over there. . . damn.

Greg: Home alone special.

Matt: Ya for sure.

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Drive Home Alone

Jacking off. Masturbating. Achieving an orgasm alone.

"I have driven home alone, this will be the last time I drive alone, just swallow my load and I will be happy."

The date ended pussyless. I had to drive home alone that night.

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i'm home alone

Come over. I'm horny.

Me: I'm home alone.
BF: I'll be there in a few.

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home alone special

A large cheese pizza that you plan on consuming entirely by yourself.

"My bitch is out for the night, so I snagged a 12 pack and a home alone special."

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I'm Home Alone

Something every girl texts/says to their boyfriend while they're busy.

Girlfriend: "Wanna come over?"
Boyfriend: "Can't. I'm stuck in traffic."
Girlfriend: "I'm home alone. ;)"
Boyfriend: *Plays "Move Bitch" by Ludacris to max volume while driving over every car in front of them*

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