honest abe day is on april 2nd. you must not tell any lies and be honest all day to make up for the lies and pranks of april fools day.
Happy Honest Abe Day! I will not tell any lies today!!
Honest Abe Day is April 2nd, the day after April Fools Day, wherein you be as truthful and honest as possible to make up for any pranks or lies you participated in on April 1st.
Remember to be honest on Honest Abe Day, or abe will get you in the middle of the night.
When you get the hot bartender to shit in a shot glass and add some ice
“Get my boy a Hennessy honest Abe on the rocks”