hooked

1. preferring someone or something

2. addicted to a drug

One bite of this fudge and you'll be hooked.

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hooking

to turn a trick (sell body for money)
the task that a hook(er) performs.

i heard your mom's been hooking to put you through school.

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hooking it

DC Metro Area term for the act of masterbation

I walked in on my roommate hooking it to porn.

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Hooked

When a person (the 'Hooker') starts stringing along someone who they know is romantically interested in them, turning them down while still leaving a small possibility of a relationship (with excuses such as "It's a bad time at the moment"). In reality however the Hooker is really waiting for someone more desirable to become available (with the person on the receiving end being the 'Hookee'). The Hooker may also use the Hookee to enjoy some of the benefits of a relationship (such as paying for nights out).

Dave: So, did you ask Jen out?

Marty: Yes, she said she really likes me but isn't looking to date 'at the moment'.

Dave: Aw man, she's got you hooked!

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hook

A punch that comes solidly from the side.

I hooked him with my right.

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hook it in

A command a girl screams when she wants you to put your penis in her poo pocket.

Guy 1:She screamed "hook it in me dumper mate" last night!
guy 2: Is she from New Zealand?
guy 1: Yeah! After, she pushed me out the tent then she yelled "NEXT"

hook

1. the catchy part of a song

2. a prostitute (from hooker)

3. someones hand

4. to steal

5. to arrest

Get your hook off of my shoulder.

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