hoop

to play basketball; to play a game of basketball

we bout to go hoop, dog!

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Hooping

The action of smuggling/transporting something around up your asshole

Person 1: hey, you
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: can you get this past security for me?
Person 2: wtf no
Person 1: there is money in it for you
Person 2: fine
*later*
Tsa agent: this nigga hooping cocaine

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hoop

Your arsehole

Ah fuck not again, said lord edge as he found a gerbil up his hoop

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Hooping

To spin hula hoops for fun, for exercise or as a performance.

The last time I went raving, I couldn't believe how many people were hooping!

I love hooping it is way more fun then going to the gym and it totally tones my abs.

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hooped

Broken, not working properly

This joystick is hooped

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Hooped

To describe the act of concealment inside a human anus. Originating in Scotland due to the term hoop being used to describes ones anal ringpiece.

"How did u get that hash here from Finland?"
"I hooped it!"

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hooping

Administering psychoactive drugs via enema...aka stuffin' E up yer ass.

"C'mon brah...you gonna hoop that shit or what? I can't hold up the bottle of KY forever."

"Maaan...hooping is so dirty."

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