hoop

to play basketball; to play a game of basketball

we bout to go hoop, dog!

Hooping

The action of smuggling/transporting something around up your asshole

Person 1: hey, you
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: can you get this past security for me?
Person 2: wtf no
Person 1: there is money in it for you
Person 2: fine
*later*
Tsa agent: this nigga hooping cocaine

hoop

Your arsehole

Ah fuck not again, said lord edge as he found a gerbil up his hoop

Hooping

To spin hula hoops for fun, for exercise or as a performance.

The last time I went raving, I couldn't believe how many people were hooping!

I love hooping it is way more fun then going to the gym and it totally tones my abs.

hooped

Broken, not working properly

This joystick is hooped

Hooped

To describe the act of concealment inside a human anus. Originating in Scotland due to the term hoop being used to describes ones anal ringpiece.

"How did u get that hash here from Finland?"
"I hooped it!"

hooping

Administering psychoactive drugs via enema...aka stuffin' E up yer ass.

"C'mon brah...you gonna hoop that shit or what? I can't hold up the bottle of KY forever."

"Maaan...hooping is so dirty."