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A person who is kind,funny and has a big heart. Someone who would save your life when no one else gives a shit about you. Someone who will help a stranger at the risk of their own life. But they are smart and can not be fooled. They will help you but you never want to fuck over a hoover because you will lose the greates thing ever. They have a long fuse but once it blows all of hell will come to Earth. All around they are easy going and sweet.
1. Hoover will give you a place to sleep without turning it dirty and about sex.
2. Hoover will do anything for you even lie to thier friends and family just to keep you save.
3.Hoover will give you love like no one else ever did.
4. Hoover treat's you like a person not a pice of trash.
5. Hoover treats everyone with respect no matter what unless cross them.
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Fuck the girl from behind, then while in the same position grab her arms from underneath her, causing her to fall face forward into the carpet or bed, then move here face back and forth useing her arms as if she were a vacuum.
See Above for description. I would draw a picture if i could.
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A criminal gang in LA, probably the biggest, that claims Hoover st. which runs all thru LA. Hoover has Crips, bloods and eses. Blacks hoods on hoover say "gruv" in addition to cuz/blood.
Q.where you from cuz/blood!?
4 possible answers=
1. Hoover Cuz!! 2. Hoover gang blood!
3. Hoover Criminals gruv!!! 4. Varrio Hoover Locos ese!!!
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someone who walks everywhere
I always see that dirty ass bum hoofing it on the side of the road. Cracka must not even own a car. What a Hoover.
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an insane blowjob where your partner sucks so hard - you need to pull the bed sheet out of your asshole
Man, she looks like a hoover machine! Go get some!!
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Female version of a "tool". A girl/woman who overestimates her talents, intelligence, interest level to others, etc.
Triple-entendré implies domesticity, fellatio, and an aptitude for general "suckiness".
After an agonizing 5 minutes, the hoover's acoustic guitar breakup song was finally over.
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An unintelligent, overweight, redneck man who hates intellectualism and blames and accuses people for dumb reasons.
That old fart acts more like a Hoover than ever before since he drove that pickup truck