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A hockey team based out of Hopewell Township, PA. They were founded in the Spring of 2009 and have played most seasons since then at Mt. Nebo, PA. Although frequently fucked over by the refereeing there, they are a very perseverant club that constantly strive to bring glory back to the sad Hopewell area. They are currently seeking a Mt. Nebo Championship. Their friendly rivals are the Crescent Tiger Vikings. Their legend expands by the day and soon shall be a global phenomenon.
Did you go to the Hopewell Hitmen game last night?
Yeah dude it was crazy!
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Hopewell Valley is nice suburban, sometimes rural town between Princeton and Trenton, NJ. Hopewell Valley is famous for its three municipalities, Hopewell Township, Hopewell Borough, and Pennington Borough. The Central High School is home of the Bulldogs.
Hopewell is famous for three things. The last of the hippy race, the location where General Washington crossed the Delaware River during the Revolutionary War, and one of two high schools not to have a football team until a few years ago.
Hopewell Valley is a beautiful area with trees, farms, and Washington Crossing State Park.
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HELL ON EARTH, BABY. gotta be the worst place to acquire an education, but it does have smoke-filled bathrooms. The staff hates their jobs, the students hate sitting through class, and the old ISS guy fucked all the girls that were put into ISS. What a wonderful place to waste 7 hours of a day.
Hopewell Highschool can suck my dick.
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A surrounding township that uses Aliquippa for a mailing address. By doing so the young residences of the township tell people they're from Aliquippa or 'Quip'. This is mainly for street cred and can be found on MySpace. 7 out of every 8 profiles that feature a white kid with Aliquippa or Quip as their hometown are actually from Hopewell or other surrounding townships that use Aliquippa for a mailing address. We only consider you from Aliquippa if you've gone through the school system, it is a widely accepted requirement for telling people you're from Aliquippa.
Also there already is a Hopewell, Pa in eastern PA. So that's why you must say you're from Hopewell Township.
Pirates game this season. Between innings on big screen a girl is shown and asked baseball trivia question. Before question was asked she said she was from Aliquippa. In reality, she's from Hopewell Twp. She's never been inside of any of the Aliquippa schools. This is typical.
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Hopewell Middle School, ga. Also known as hoe hell home of the hoes. Half the stalls don’t have doors, and p.e. Teachers are pedo’s. Get OSS for making a joke to someone. The teachers suck ass and none of the rules make fucking sense
“Sam I’m going to Hopewell Middle School next year”
“Commit suicide before the students force you to”
A school full of snakes, so watch out you might get bit. The teachers be smokin crack and sniffing weed. The counselors dont do nothing to benefit you, they really just there for the tea. And you don’t learn anything. Period Pooh.
A student at Hopewell Middle School: “so i was sitting there...barbecue saucing my titties.”
and i-oop
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"Hopewell is pimp, yo" is the unofficial slogan for the town of Hopewell Valley, New Jersey.
It was created in the spring of 2005 when high school senior Scotty Orr wore a sweatshirt proclaiming, "Ithaca is gangster" into class. Fellow senior Jon Bershad saw this and, sick of hearing all his fellow classmates talk about how excited they were to go to college and leave Hopewell in the dust, decided to instill a little home town pride in people. Bershad went home and made a t-shirt online which said simply "Hopewell is pimp, yo.".
The shirt came a week later and Bershad was prepared to wear it in the annual Mr. Hoval contest. Unfortunately, a suspension from school got him kicked out of the show. Undaunted he wore it to school the day he got back. The faculty was not really sure whether the slogan was provocative or not ("I don't get it, are you implying we have some kind of prostitution ring in the town"). So as to nip any potential problems in the bud, they told him to change immediately on the grounds that the shirt was offensive to women.
Bershad got his revenge, however. He found a new website and set up an online shop to sell the shirts. They started selling immediately and were soon banned on school grounds by the administration. This only made them sell harder, and to this day the slogan is sold on shirts, hoodies, bumper stickers, mugs, and even the occasional thong underwear.
"You can't diss Hopewell. Hopewell is pimp, yo."
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