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A fine looking woman, a real beauty with a great body. Usually viewed from across the bar or room. Generally first seen from afar.
Abbreviated HMV.
Term derives from Carl Spackler of Caddyshack - while looking at older woman putting, he calls her a "little monkey woman."
Phil: Hey, look at the girl in the yellow shirt...real hot monkey vagina.
Call from Home to the Bar: Hey Phil, any HMV at the bar tonight?
Phil: Hell yeah, tons of Hot Monkey Vagina.
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primeval sex, rough,passionate sex with whoops and hollering and groans and sweat
We made red hot monkey love all night in the back of the van.
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sex so intense that you'll keep going and going and leaving you hot sticky and sweaty and out of breath
"Edward and i had red hot monkey sex ALL night last night"
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Having a severe case of monkey butt. Can be caused by chaffing of the butt cheeks, diarrhea, eating too many buffalo wings, hemorrhoids,or anything else that can irritate the rump.
Dude, after drinking a bottle of hot sauce, eating two cans of habaneros, and using 80 grit sandpaper to as t.p., I have a severe case of red hot monkey butt...got any Tucks?
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A substance so hot as to make one say "oooh, ooohhh, aaaah, aaaah".
He slowly lowered himself into the monkey hot bath tub.
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That good 'ol wake the neighbors, scare the pets, put dents in the headboard, animalistic fucking. Where the action is so hot you're panting and sweating and grunting like monkeys in heat. The kind where it goes on for hours, just stopping to take a water break. There might be drugs, there might be 2 or 3 extra people too. This is the kinda shit people write into penthouse forum about. ;)
Me and the wife met this stripper last night. She came back to our place and watched us go at it for a bit, then she hopped into bed with us until the sun came up. Damn but that was some Hot Sweaty Monkey Sex !!
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Having hot monkey sex with a monkey exposed to high amounts of radiation.
Yuto had hot radioactive monkey sex with himself.
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