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It's the day where you be shrek or date that sexy beast😏
Hey its national hot shrek day
OMG
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What began June 19, 1951 at the inception of Mr Oscar Meyers first large scale distribution facility- A day to celebrate Americas most delicious pastime
Wow! Can't wait to celebrate national hot dog day!
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Bully your hot friend day is the day you get to bully them for being so hot.
Bully your hot friend day is my favourite holiday
"My friend is so hot I can't even"
"Yay its 22th May, so it's bully my hot friend day!"
It’s New Years! Aka National Hot Goth Girl Day! Grab a hot goth girl and worship her. She deserves it. And grab lube just incase.
Person 1: Hey Darryl! You know what day it is?
Person 2: Uh, new years?
Person 1: No Darryl, its National Hot Goth Girl day!
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Send your boyfriend a hot pic day
GF: Hey babe check your snap
BF: What why?
GF: It's send your bf a hot pic day 🔥
Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary
Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.
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April 29th is hot water day! It is a day you spend appreciating your hot water.
‘Hey did you know today is Hot water day?’
‘Is it really?’
‘Yeah, its April 29th today. Would you like to spend hot water day with me?’
‘Sure i would love too’