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A fake number you give to someone when you don't want them to know your real number, especially if they want to go out with you. This is a joke that, while being very cruel, can also be quite amusing.
When I called up 305-241-003, I got this message: "Hello, this is in not the person you were trying to reach. You have reached the Rejection Hotline! The person who gave you this number did not want you to have their real number. I know this sucks, but don't be too devastated. So, why were you given the Rejection Hotline number? Maybe you're just not this person's type. Note: This could mean short, fat, ugly, dumb, annoying, arrogant or just a general loser. Maybe you suffer from bad breath, body odor, or a nasty combination of the two. Maybe you just gave off that creepy overbearing, psycho-stalker vibe. Maybe the idea of going out with you just seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns. Regardless of the reasons, please take the hint. Accept the fact you were rejected, then get over it. And please, do your best to forget about the person who gave you this number, because trust us, they have already forgotten about you."
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You walk into a room, you see-"Dead"
Literally Hell, Hotline Miami is.
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Noun. A shit tier YouTube program. More known from the constant raids and "joke calls" from the website 4chan, the owner has quit the show multiple times, only to return a few episodes later. He is often referred to as a "cuck" although he does not know what it means. He is also the creator of the "joke detector 7.1" although this never stops the calls he still runs the "plan 62" script.
An all out joke.
Hey guys want to raid the Buddhism hotline?
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Drake lost his damn mind and made up the term.
I could say when that cellphone ring, but nah, it hotline bling.
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In Spirit of the Booty Call A Booty Hotline Is For Really Deperate People In The Mood!
Paul: Yo! I'm So In The Mood!
Malcom: Just Call The Booty Hotline!
When your ex-girlfriend repeatedly booty calls you, despite you moving on.
Friend 1: Yo my ex been booty calling for days.
Friend 2: That's a hotline cling fo sho!
a bop by jack stauber. its a pop song that cam out in 2019. its gas and u should listen to it. baby hotline could also be a term used to describe a friend who always gives u advice.
Person 1: "someone" just broke up w me. *sigh* im in desperate need of a baby hotline
Person 2: NO FEAR! BABY HOTLINE IS HERE
Baby Hotline, please hold me close to you
Baby flatline, still time to do it too (ha-ha-ha!)
Baby snack time, chow down to earth
But in your head she's a
Hoarder of quarters
And no boundary boredom-dom
Boundary boredom!
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