Biggest snake going , fancies Iris Hall
“Oh yeah Jordan Houghton he’s such a snake”
Has a massive 16 inch cock and So he will steal your girl not your man is the most popular kid in school and is 5 years old
Omg I wish I could have a Lewis Houghton
This type of person has a 1 inch wonder and 100% will steal you hamster with his non existent personality and humour.
Wow you can tell gurtrude is a Lewis Houghton
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Houghton Lake; the area in northern Michigan where it's 90 degrees in the summer and a chilling 15 in the winter.
Person: "This weather is almost as bad as Houghton Lake! I'm freezing!"
*next day*
Person: "This weather is as hot as Houghton Lake! I'm melting!"
Laying a poo on someone's front lawn.
Person 1: what did you do to them
Person 2: I smashed them with the old Houghton Brown
I hate that guy, so I hit him up with a Houghton Brown
Dropping a steamer on someone's front lawn
She pissed me off so I dropped a Houghton Brown on her lawn
A masturbation technique where you use the rest of your body into a stationary hand and arm
I treated myself to a royal houghton the other day