My House is on Fire

An innuendo suggesting a sudden salacious arousal.

Example 1 "Hey Marie-Ann, did you see Todd today, he's so hot that my house is on fire!!!"

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My neighbor’s house is on fire

Code phrase for gay sex.

We’ve gotta go, my neighbor’s house is on fire.

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Hanging out at the fire house

playing with big trucks, putting the wet stuff on the hot stuff, usually with lots and lots of beer, you get very thirsty putting or waiting to put the wet stuff on the hot stuff

A funny thing happened the last time I was hanging out at the fire house.......

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Blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire

Focusing on a less relevant or less important task when something major needs to be done.

Delaying the inevitable

Sarah: "Isn't you final year project due in for tomorrow?"
Robert:....yeah
Sarah" Then why aren't you working on it?"
Robert: "I'm checking UrbanDictionary..for a laugh"
Sarah:" You have to stop blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire dude"
Robert: "What does that mean?"
Sarah: "Check it on Urban Dictionary"
INSERT VICIOUS CYCLE

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