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To knock someone or something out.
I'm about to Randy Houser this last cup.
You keep talking shit, and I'm going to Randy Houser your ass.
A man of true strength, masculine as hell but has a the most miniscule shlong on this earth. Cock gobbler of some sort
Ryan- hey john what's up?!
John- in gonna go lift and then jerk my dog! I'm such a john houser
Fat guy that thinks he knows everything but really knows nothing
That guys absolutely clueless. He acting like a Sean houser
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The wierd friend in the group aslo the gay one
jeremiah Houser is a it
Sam Houser is a weird kid who always cusses like all of the other kids at their school. Sam is a kid who all the ladies at their school has a crush on even though their weird. sam asks questions (weird and unnecessary) at really bad times. Sam's self-esteem is so low when they hear someone has a crush on them they dont believe and push them away.
Kid : Have you Heard of sam houser?
Other kid : Yeah aren’t they weird?
The Slavic version of a weeaboo
God I hate sam Houser and his stupid fucking ukelele
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Andrew Imboden ain't got shit on Chris Cuthbertson man, he holds the world record for macking and orgasm giving skills, I heard that he can give a woman a squirting orgasm in under 10 seconds, he has got to be the greatest pimp eva
Andrew: Man I wish i was that guy, hell never be second to anyone in women skills and pleasure. I wish my dick was as big as his.
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