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the degree to which one can successfully hover their asscheeks over and take a crap on top of the, by now, absolutely disgusting pile of shit that builds up in most port-a-potties on the closing days of a music festival or other widely attended event. not having your asscheeks touch the seat is a key concept of hoverability.
"good god, that port-a-john is disgusting. how the hell did you use that thing?"
"i've got good hoverability, bro."
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Hovering is the feeling you have when you're almost high or when you're coming down from being high; it's the marijuana equivalent of being buzzed when drinking.
Friend: Are you high, man?
You: Nah I'm just hovering.
Yo I think I need some more weed, I'm starting to hover.
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A sexual practice in which the penis is inserted either partially or fully in the vagina, but no thrusting is allowed. The rationale being that as long as no thrusting or movement occurs the act is not considered intercourse, thus maintaining virginal status and/or keeping one's number of sexual partners low. This is reportedly popular among Christian youth.
She told me we couldn't have sex, but she was down for hovering!
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Although traditionally defined as "to remain suspended over a place or object". In the Flossy (A neighborhood in Canarsie, Brooklyn) the term Hovering refers to elevating above the haters and the opposition. It is to state with emphasis, that you are not on my level, I am on another level.
When I win the Mega Million I am going to be hovering on these lames with small change.
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A woman who hovers over the toilet seat to pee in an attempt to avoid acquiring germs from the toilet seat, but in actuality, creates germs by getting piss all over the seat.
I am a woman and I have to go pee, let me use this public toilet. Oh god damnit, some hoverer got piss all over the seat.
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Hovering is the act of squatting like a helicopter over a dirty toilet seat in order to prevent from having to put your bum down.
I had to take a crap in the Exxon's bathroom but had to hover because some dumb shit pissed all over the seat.
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When you are trying to get on with a job but insolent people, 'hoverer's' keep getting in your way.
Blanche: Hey I was using the oven!
Ken: gtfo! I was there first, now stop hovering!
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