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Like Santa spreading Christmas magic, Ms. Hoyt has touched the east, midwest, and west coast with her drunken antics, which she is dearly loved for. It may start innocently enough with some glasses of pinot noir, but you can bet your bottom dollar that by the end of the night 1 shot or 7 of cazadores will be happening. Hilarity and usually karaoke ensues, and by the next morning you may find yourself asking when the end of the night really happened. Never a dull moment, if you’re out with this girl you’re sure to get Hoyted.
*stumbles out of the bar with a broken flip flop* “That girl’s been Hoyted.”
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Because you always fail on your first attempt to plug a USB in and have to flip it over, this is the phrase you exclaim when you nail it on the first shot. Hit On Your (1st) Try
I looked down at the USB before plugging it in and at the last second flipped it over and it slid right in....HOYT!
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Someone who is much cooler than "Jim".
See: lazy
Damn it, Hoyt, you lazy jackass.
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an e1337e in counter-strike that buys an mp5 9th round on T side and almosts aces.
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to blindfold a girl with your dick and take a picture.
you've been a bad girl. looks like im gonna have to jazz hoyt you!
Mary hoyt is someone you will want to tell your friends about. She loves to eat cottage cheese with a spoon and nothing else. Over everything she loves her 200 year old violin, which she plays every day. she tends to have saggy armpits when she wears tank tops. She has gray hair and wears a clip in the back. The Beethoven movie is her absolute favorite movie, and she would never be able to live without it. Sometimes she yells at her students for plucking random songs without instruction. Mary Hoyt loves to spray baby smelling deodorant in the classroom because her students “stink”
Mary Hoyt got tennis balls thrown at her one day and got bruises all over her arms!